This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: November 8, 2019
November 2
Борис @Ramboff_ вернулся в Твиттер 😂😉 pic.twitter.com/596VYSSLQX
— Romanoff Роман (@villwetow78) November 2, 2019
At his speaking event in Iowa, @JoeBiden forgot where the camera was and ended up talking to a screen. CSPAN kept cutting away to try and help him out..😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VmB2ayGqC3
— Collin 🇺🇸 (@CollinRight) November 2, 2019
Family Guy intro except it's empty. yes this was hard work pic.twitter.com/iJ4RaVOtBD
— noah (major) (@majorbean_) November 3, 2019
Whose parents are these? pic.twitter.com/lAZba71mnv
— MotherFuckingCheeseFries (@MFCheeseFries) November 2, 2019
An excerpt of Blondie performing "Heart Of Glass" on "The Midnight Special" I hope you have a pleasant day. pic.twitter.com/XImmDrpq6x
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) November 2, 2019
oh fuck
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) November 2, 2019
what did you order
WHAT DID YOU ORDER pic.twitter.com/RO8UWON8QD
November 3
"cat? no idea, we're all towels aren't we, lads?" pic.twitter.com/JhYcdaxs6f
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) November 3, 2019
You don't believe in climate change. You are excused from this conversation. https://t.co/PSt8N39Er5
— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) November 3, 2019
Mayonnaise Twitter, please explain. pic.twitter.com/qcNzeW9X8Y
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) November 3, 2019
The McDonald's CEO fucked Grimace pic.twitter.com/Zat21avGQe
— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) November 3, 2019
Trump Jr. requests you all stop retweeting. Thank you for not complying. pic.twitter.com/Un51xkRRWB
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) November 3, 2019
Trump supporters tweeting out videos that are filled with boos, while claiming there was nothing but cheering is all the proof you need that it's a cult
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) November 3, 2019
What's next? Trump getting booed at a Tegan and Sarah concert?!
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) November 3, 2019
My gf's explanation of why "ok boomer" became a thing is spot on ✔️ pic.twitter.com/tRprQ4ImlU
— Ok Boober (@TheGallowBoob) November 3, 2019
by 2020 i will have lived in all four decades: 90s, 00s, 10s and 2016
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) November 3, 2019
November 4
can't wait for the ok boomer meme to reach the natural end of its life cycle by having hillary clinton reply "ok boomer" to a trump tweet
— life is a highway (@mattvbrady) November 4, 2019
the last thing zuckerberg is about to do is raise his voice at me https://t.co/BGkL6C2aWe
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) November 4, 2019
hey just saw that guy that said "boomer is the n-word of ageism" and i would like to provide a quote from the only white man i trust pic.twitter.com/hFlYPUDvpI
— pls spare gf (@k1dgorg3ous) November 4, 2019
I will not. But I fwu for trying❤️ https://t.co/S9MRxlyCNL
— jake (@huntychan) November 4, 2019
well shit pic.twitter.com/2dUhMd3Iam
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) November 4, 2019
Kevin Harlon's call of the black cat on the field is amazing pic.twitter.com/77XAC1w2tz
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) November 5, 2019
My cats Max and Leo saw the black cat on Monday night football pic.twitter.com/Pq5DA3RzgN
— Cindy Saucier (@Brat1st) November 5, 2019
November 5
Thank God for sports photographers. pic.twitter.com/xKRd55iMbh
— Geoffrey Ingersoll (@GPIngersoll) November 5, 2019
*confused barking* https://t.co/bJ4GbVmQLW
— Racism WatchDog (@RacismDog) November 5, 2019
Hell yes king pic.twitter.com/4re0Fs3Ese
— The Ocean State Enjoyer⚓️ (@MattyRenn) November 5, 2019
me looking at my professor when i hear backpacks zipping 2 mins before class ends bc i want him to know i'm still listening & everyone else is rude pic.twitter.com/hBSLFGaTmg
— ♡ (@kaylasheagg) November 6, 2019
when u touch the coffee pot and its hot pic.twitter.com/mZGWxea0KG
— zendaya's sex slave (@juugginn) November 5, 2019
You can't turn away for a second 😅 pic.twitter.com/P3DUNcBv2Q
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 5, 2019
my white blood cells fighting off a cold pic.twitter.com/Wvm2Z6bnU0
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) November 5, 2019
You had ppl rioting over cheese sandwiches at Fyre Fest bro https://t.co/yMcPWqPhIO
— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh.... (@DragonflyJonez) November 5, 2019
Boomer, are you OK?
— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) November 6, 2019
Are you OK, Boomer?
You've been hit by—
You've been struck by--
a smooth millennial
willem dafoe smiling at pancake mix pic.twitter.com/qPVzvaD3z0
— sierra *ﾟ･ﾟ｡. (@midsxmmar) November 5, 2019
Cool... probably won't pick that guy https://t.co/GaibNRYPNQ
— Alex Watt (@AlexanderWatt) November 5, 2019
November 6
They found her old tweets pic.twitter.com/7eJZRKO8JK
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 6, 2019
tim hortons + swiss chalet = timothée chalamet
— ben stager (@bennnnst) November 7, 2019
I lost it when he licked his hand pic.twitter.com/YktVwohYPT
— Blankzy (@Blankzy_) November 6, 2019
Basketball is the best sport for people who love good posts pic.twitter.com/zP9734tBtn
— Krispy Scream (@mitchysuch) November 6, 2019
A woman was singing from her apartment window and this was her neighbors reaction.... pic.twitter.com/tHDt42EnCN
— elatticus (@elatticus) November 6, 2019
If you've had a day that could be improved by a panda trying to get in a hammock, here's a panda trying to get in a hammock.
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) November 6, 2019
📹: https://t.co/vthEhbQ0zo pic.twitter.com/AZE95mVEKl
Another sneak peek at #TheCampfire - a new talkshow with @MarkForwardd and me in which we talk to people about the thing that brings them joy. Our guest here is dog trainer/breeder Yan Mowatt. Yes, it was very windy. pic.twitter.com/2JkmB325tC
— Jonathan Torrens (@TorrensJonathan) November 7, 2019
The only thing I will say about Knives Out is that, upon seeing Chris Evans in a sweater, the girl next to me gasped and said very softly and tenderly, "Sweater."
— Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) November 7, 2019
They got this man in 4K clarity, swinging that bag like he in a romantic comedy and bitch I am HOLLERING. https://t.co/Cb9ClLgmi9
— Sultan of Skincare (@brownandbella) November 6, 2019
— Your Tired And Your Poor (@Standplaats_KRK) November 6, 2019
being straight is exhausting you message a guy on tinder like "cute dog" and he'll reply "thanks haha you wanna come over and ride this dick reverse cowgirl til you bleed organs" no man go to therapy jesus fuck
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) November 6, 2019
NEW BILLY ON THE STREET WITH @ChrisEvans!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/YJfD1gFkEd
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) November 6, 2019
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) November 6, 2019
November 7
Bond Film Anagrams. A Thread.#JamesBond #Bond25
— David Reed (@MrDavidReed) November 7, 2019
Dr. No (1962) pic.twitter.com/NjUToodDoi
as a child i thought i'd have to deal with the bermuda triangle a lot more than i have in my adult life
— JB (@JbKnockout) November 8, 2019
*to the tune of american woman* osama bin laden
— DougExeter (@Doug_Exeter) November 8, 2019
max and murphy have a conversation about how to help their hooman and it's too funny
— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) November 7, 2019
(max.and.murph IG) pic.twitter.com/FjOWtC0u7V
Stages on Twitter:
— ♡ (@kaylasheagg) November 7, 2019
1.) you created a Twitter account
2.) but you didn't understand it
3.) so you left for a few months or years
4.) but then you returned
5.) now you're addicted and can't go a day without it
6.) night mode activated
the whisper gets me every time lmfao pic.twitter.com/zxxfcdBoFQ
— 🎄 (@mattwhitlockPM) November 7, 2019
There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns. Between them, there's a gruyerea.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) November 7, 2019
This was a great episode of Succession. https://t.co/NnLuHnzdR8
— Anthony Atamanuik (@TonyAtamanuik) November 7, 2019
"My father."
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) November 7, 2019
"Yeah, well, my dad."
"Interesting, but my father."
"True, but also my dad." pic.twitter.com/d0Fk1ulTxq
everyone take it easy on bill gates. i'd also be really confused about math and numbers and cash or whatever if *i* were claiming to be giving away all my money and somehow more than doubled my net worth in the last 10 years
— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) November 7, 2019
During Mueller, some R's said, there was no collusion with Russia, b/c Trump too incompetent to be capable of it.
— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) November 7, 2019
Now, some R's say, there was no quid pro quo b/c Trump too incoherent to be capable of it.
Pretty damn pathetic when ur best defense is incompetence & incoherence.
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON pic.twitter.com/Fagy9i9cI0
— Daniel Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) November 8, 2019
We changed the cover of Don Jr's book to make it a little more honest and put them up in Barnes and Noble. You're welcome, Junior! pic.twitter.com/ZZqfRP6Jhj
— Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig) November 7, 2019
Fox News published portions of a book from a regular guest of the network alleging that the Obama admin held regular "political correctness meetings." The author now admits he didn't understand the initials 'PC' actually stood for "principals committee."https://t.co/VdDfjocUi9
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 7, 2019
are you sure because he's been trying to figure out poverty in Africa while sitting on one hundred billion dollars and he's super stumped https://t.co/MdtUlx90al
— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) November 7, 2019
Let us know when you're ready to go bill. https://t.co/WEKoMJrM6R
— M i s t e r A m e r i c a (@timheidecker) November 7, 2019
So you have a sports host - Mad Dog, who's target demo is men 18-34. And as a lead in you give him ... Frasier!? A show with a women 25-54 target demo? Im sorry, is this a joke? Is KACL 780 program director on *crack*?! This is insane! I'm tossing and turning thinking about this
— James Hartnett (@jameshartnett) November 7, 2019
THEN HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL PRESIDENT https://t.co/51P3K3d1Iv
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 7, 2019
DEAD!😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭pic.twitter.com/RJyDHOjTT3
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) November 7, 2019
November 8
no one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, compromised Russian assets, pedophile wrestling coaches, sex-trafficking plutocrats, blackout-drunk rapist judges, concentration camp fanboys and bone saw murder apologists would also be the party of whistleblower betrayers
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) November 8, 2019
Truly. Good luck to all of us. https://t.co/owvo4dAsbK
— Colin Hanks (@ColinHanks) November 9, 2019
This should be played on a loop at Gitmo. pic.twitter.com/5ilkVCOIK2
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 9, 2019
I'm so glad girls don't have ankles https://t.co/oLyjz28xk0
— nat 🏳️🌈 (@lgbtDemetria) November 8, 2019
So let's get this straight.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) November 8, 2019
Republicans are arguing that all people willing to testify under oath are lying, and all people unwilling to testify under oath are telling the truth.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how FUCKING STUPID Republicans are.
#chicagoshit pic.twitter.com/HR9NXB97lN
— TweeterFrancisGeraci (@shazam_bangles) November 9, 2019
It probably did https://t.co/s0ueHFXEXF
— Kyle 🐄 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 8, 2019
we have finally reached the generation that doesn't know what MySpace is https://t.co/4aV6gyOeuC
— queen of the clouds (@cherryemoticon) November 8, 2019
Is this woman for real? Or is this a joke? It seems real but it can't be, right? https://t.co/6hdXRgNlHH
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) November 8, 2019
Oh this "Blacks For #Trump" rally in #Atlanta is already off to a comedic start! 🤦🏾♂️😩 pic.twitter.com/g0qFZO7QwD
— Isaac Hayes III (@IsaacHayes3) November 8, 2019